Who the fuck cares what size hat you wear?

Why do kids nowadays (and even some adults) buy new baseball caps and keep the size and advertisement stickers on the brim?

Does anyone really give a shit how big your head is? NO.

Does anyone care to see some stupid shiny sticker on your hat? NO.

Does anyone even care what fucking team you like? NO!!!

I think I know why they do this. It's simple, actually. I think the reason is so they can steal new hats easily. Think about it. Good baseball caps nowadays go for around $35 from Lids. If people buy hats and never take the stickers off, the hats look like they were JUST bought from the store. Some little ghetto fuck can go into Lids, find a hat he likes, and switch off. He puts the old hat in his pocket, and throws a new hat on. The people who work at Lids won't know the difference. Guess what? NEW HAT FOR TYRONE FOR FREE!!!

This is a prime example of our civilization turning to shit. I'll put money on the fact that some rapper left the stickers on his hat in his new music video and every kid thought it was the coolest thing in the world. Remember the whole thing with guys wearing pink? Music video. Thanks alot, Cam'ron, you fucking dickweed. Luckily that fad faded quickly when guys realized that A: Pink is for either homosexual men or extremely fashionable straight men who can pull it off, and B: Cam'ron is the former.

So as it turns out, society is encouraging our youth to steal. Good job, retards.

Go watch the movie "Idiocracy". This is what we have to look forward to.

~JD